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What movies have not aged well?

10.06.2025 00:46

What movies have not aged well?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Diamonds Are Forever

-”She is very sexyful!”

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Dr No

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

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-J W Pepper

-All the bad guys are black.

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

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Live and Let Die

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

My wife admitted to cheating on me with a married man. Should I tell this man and his wife that I know?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

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A View to a Kill

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

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-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

The Man with the Golden Gun

Have you ever had a bad gut feeling about someone and it was right?

Goldfinger

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

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-”Ah so!”

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

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From Russia With Love

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Moonraker

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-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Octopussy

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

According to the Gita, how do I abandon fruits of my karma? Should I donate my whole salary and stay hungry?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

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